I think we can all agree we’ve had more than enough joke posts for one yuga or so in these 23 years or so of this new millennium.

See also:

And Jotaro Kujo was supposed to be 17. The camera adds 10 years.

Every man, woman, and those what lay betwixt, should be past this kind of playing dumb by now.

Could have been worse. Her regular-universe counterpart could have been a warship-punching cosmic menace while she on the other hand dies by having a really heavy thing fall on her.

It looks like I could have watched it any of the first 30 times.

Clearly you must’ve done a bang-up job explaining.

“Why are you people so fucking offended? You’re pretty much proving Haidt right.”

Nope. It’s still 2014 apparently and “fridging” is just mean feminowords like “Bechdel test”. Who are you gonna believe? Me or your lying eyes?

Why didn’t she just l—*starts drooling into keyboard*

“Hi. I exist solely to be an example. It suits me and I have no shame for it.”

I was thinking they’d get an R by showing humans melting Barefoot Gen style, but sure, this is completely normal.

She already did that in 2005. It was fine but didn’t really make an impact.

Yeah. Turns out she’s just not a good person. Oops!

Is she going to be fun and up to the challenge or is it going to be “ho-ho she sure is in on the joke of her sucking and somehow that means she doesn’t despite what we’re now watching” for 90 minutes?

B-b-but the bad guys are Nazis, so it would be ok for them to drop the N-word in a normal human-made 2023 adventure movie.

And it famously chapped Vernita’s ass all the way to the end.

He technically did not see the Nazis melt, only the aftermath. Scientifically, it could have been an unrelated astronomical phenomenon.

You know folks buying Bud Light Gillette Keurigs to smash and M-80 them like stable adults? It’s kinda like that, but in a way of going to see Minions in a suit while doing it.

“extrajudicial punishment”