Because he’s a trash creature whose job is to flit around the thread going “a random nameless tran on a message board said a mean. a random nameless tran on a message board said a mean. im smart and good at fooling people.” to excuse Chapelle. Sorry, did I spoil the punchline?

“transgressed against some sacred taboo.”

“We’re not bigots. We’re rational likers of Old Babyman Chapelle’s social commentary. WOKE POOPYFACE MEANEEEEEEEEES!!!”

Honest question. Do you folks ever get tired of the incredibly tired and desperate practice of always showing up out of the mists to pat one another reassuringly on the genitals and then go “ooee hivemind ooee we’re so independence thinkers Tucky-wucky always tells me so”?

They’re both Scottish.

How :( could :( somebody :( say :( something :( mean :( on :( the :( Internet :(? Let :( me :( engage :( with :( them :(. That’s :( always :( the :( best :( course :( of :( action :(.

As inevitable as it is pathetic. Take your Interchangeable Human Joke of the Article trophy and kindly delete all your accounts from everything.

“Where do we sign up though?”

People really do forget that the 90s were positively sepia-toned in regards to this stuff.

“Minorities, please stop talking about being minorities. The simple act of discussion makes me uncomfortable.” —Guess Who.

It’s like serial killers and their investigators can’t even have Close Male Friendships anymore without those damned The Gays and Also Everybody Else seeing things that aren’t there!

Conservative trash-creatures like to say “x is the REAL y”, because there is nothing to them. Welcome to Earth.

“Dawes”

The music drops out and the camera focuses right on them as they burn away. I think you’re meant to take that as the writers knew that wasn’t a common occurrence.

Anybody hear a rabid chihuahua desperately and impotently harking and barking as if his own never-to-exist daughter was involved in this story somehow?

Sex Perm? I thought they shut that place down.

It’s always great when the both-sidesing gets this truly desperate.

“For you liberals that like to use the term “snowflake””
For you conservatives who are truly, and I mean TRULY unmoored, feel free to finish this sentence in your head.

Right after hurriedly refilming a new finale with a new plot so as to outsmart the Internet.

Something something something Laurel Canyon Sound (he says as if he was anywhere near here when that meme was invented).