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As inevitable as it is pathetic. Take your Interchangeable Human Joke of the Article trophy and kindly delete all your accounts from everything.

“Where do we sign up though?”

People really do forget that the 90s were positively sepia-toned in regards to this stuff.

“Minorities, please stop talking about being minorities. The simple act of discussion makes me uncomfortable.” —Guess Who.

It’s like serial killers and their investigators can’t even have Close Male Friendships anymore without those damned The Gays and Also Everybody Else seeing things that aren’t there!

Conservative trash-creatures like to say “x is the REAL y”, because there is nothing to them. Welcome to Earth.

“Dawes”

The music drops out and the camera focuses right on them as they burn away. I think you’re meant to take that as the writers knew that wasn’t a common occurrence.

Anybody hear a rabid chihuahua desperately and impotently harking and barking as if his own never-to-exist daughter was involved in this story somehow?

Sex Perm? I thought they shut that place down.

It’s always great when the both-sidesing gets this truly desperate.

“For you liberals that like to use the term “snowflake””
For you conservatives who are truly, and I mean TRULY unmoored, feel free to finish this sentence in your head.

Right after hurriedly refilming a new finale with a new plot so as to outsmart the Internet.

Something something something Laurel Canyon Sound (he says as if he was anywhere near here when that meme was invented).

On the opposite side of the list as Rithmil, and maybe halfway up and to the side of Mithral. Oddly, Mythril clearly beats it out because of course.

*legac]y[quels

Evil Elaine Benes?

Did you get the answer you were looking for in validating the living thought fragment?

A season at a clip, every day. It’ll be like Adult Swim looping FLCL for like a year at a time but even more disorienting.