Man fuck early access, just make the game and release it when it’s done. 

This guy: Oh sorry mr landlord I’m locked out of my apartment
Landlord: Oh no problem, let me just go get the master key
This guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THATS INSENSITIVE UR A RACIST THATS PrObLeMaTiC TERMINOLOGY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

“Pool’s closed due to aids”

Cringe

“You can’t dislike it when a company does bad things because other companies did bad thing! Heh, gottem.”

Vile

This is satire right?

lol

Literally you

Or maybe you just don’t like the idea of giving potential hackers a wide open backdoor into all your shit just to play some shitty game.

So charge it after a gaming session to “top up” Or do you only fill up your cars gas tank when it runs out of gas and you can’t drive it anymore? Better yet have more than one controller and just switch to the other when the battery is low 

Only thing that should be inside an xbox is my piss

Really bummed that they ditched the “silhouette” every PS controller has had since the beginning. If you just blacked out all the details and looked at the only the outline it looks like any other controller or an xbox. Whereas if you did the same with any other PS controller just from the outline you can tell at…

There was 12 games released for xbox one?

Gross

I dunno man I’m Canadian. I woulda voted for yang to be the candidate

The nomination should go to whoever is most qualified not based on whether or not they happen to have a vagina

Gamefreak: We didn’t put in every pokemon because not every pokemon would make sense for the setting (based on britain) a lot of species aren’t local to the area!
Also Gamefreak: MONKEYS LOL

RERRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS CHARACTER IS A SHADE AND A HALF LIGHTER RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE 

YOU MEAN VIDEOGAMES DON’T REFLECT REAL LIFE PERFECLTY BECAUSE IT WOULDN’T BE ANY FUCKIN FUN?!!!!???????? WHAAAAAAAAATTTTTT????