Oh cool thanks for spoiling the main point of the fucking comic, not like I was going to read it today after work. Just love the irony of having a spoiler warning in the article when you reveal the spoiler in the headline. I mean, sure, I don’t expect Kotaku to be anything but trashy clickbait but this is a new level

oh shut up you fucking vagina

I have no sympathy for people who play that shitty game at this point. Seriously all the games out there and you play that one?

Imagine being so bankrupt as a writer the only way to get people to read something you’ve written is to intentionally stir the pot and use inflammatory language about a popular thing. You’re like an atheist who goes to a book store and moves all the religious books into the “fiction” section, takes a picture of it and…

“...literally tore out New York’s beating heart, petrified it, and displayed it as a warning to ward off homeless people.” God how i wish this was something I could get in my city. We can’t gentrify fast enough we’re losing the war of attrition against the poor here and we’re getting rising incidents of violent…

If anybody saw the trailers and gameplay of this game before it’s release and thought it looked good then I really don’t know what they’re smoking

Yeah nobody is acting like people are forcing developers to do it. It’s just a simple fact of the matter that you aren’t entitled to anything. The developers have their own vision and have their own control over what they want to do and that should be respected. This comes from the same people who cry about gamers…

that lid looks like a vagina and I’d be moderately turned on if it wasn’t for cream cheese

lol kill 1 and 50 take themselves out. Going to be the easiest war to win 

It’s their game, it’s their vision. If you don’t like it then don’t play it. You’re a consumer, you’re not entitled to any creative input. It’s just as silly as if when Mario Odyssey came out people demanded Nintendo give them the option to play through the campaign as Peach instead of Mario and when nintendo said “no…

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So terrible, where the hell are you supposed to put that? And that fucking name man. God i feel embarrassed for anybody who buys that

What a stupid fucking trailer

I’m REALLY hoping that ps5 has backwards compatibility so that most games bought for ps4, specifically online and not on disc can be played on ps5 without issue. I have like, 500 hours of binding of isaac I’m going to weep if I can’t bring over to ps5 and continue playing there

literally nothing. It’s just commonly sold in November-December. I suppose that must make it a “ChRiStMaS dRiNk” rather than, y’know, a seasonal beverage. 

So they could file a lawsuit and get paid a shitton of money!

Is that headline a Death Grips reference?

Meat Beat Simulator 2020 Hyper Edition 

If chrono trigger was remade today like Zelda Link’s Awakening (Not in the same style but more created from the ground up in 3d in the same way) I could literally die happy. Don’t get me wrong Chrono Trigger is still a perfect game, but just imagine...

Was there any retard out there un-ironically thought that geese in real life acted like they do in a fictional video game? Fuck next you’re going to tell me “experts say you don’t get to respawn after you die in a war like you do in call of duty”