D’Ambrosio’s opinion on the Holy Trinity:

Because heels make your legs look fantastic. Being in heels really makes your calves stand out and also forces you to adopt a good posture in order to maintain balance.

You shut your whorish mouth!

Hit that car with a rock, please. In 1982 my Dad put a giant dent in the driver’s door of a 1971 Camaro (with a baseball) that a neighborhood punk was ripping up and down our city street. He had been told by residents and the cops to slow the fuck down but ignored it for about a month. Kid stopped the car, got out…

Buys $900 phone... shouldn’t have to buy a $12 cable.

1st. They just couldn’t bring themselves to make a car with windows.

Soon.

fixed the title

Each time the f-bomb gets needlessly lobbed here, the less likely I am to return.

Descending order of universal sympathy:

They’re both ugly.

costs 150 large.

“which lever dispenses cupcakes?”

Needs more lessons.

It’s hideous. Sorry. Too much going on and insanely boy-racer.

Naw man you need them triple turbo kits

Lame. It’s basically just a hotel/car rental/flight referrer. It didn’t even calculate a cost of flying vs driving for my proposed trip, and despite the fact that the driving time was 26hrs it didn’t bother to ask for how many hrs a day to drive or factor in some kind of hotel/meals costs estimate.

Former veterinary nurse here. I obviously know about dogs overheating in cars, but I question this. You can’t just smash the window, you also have to get the dog out of there and cooled down. I’ve seen really experienced animal nurses be mauled to hell when trying to help a distressed animal. Breaking the window in a…

Through the vents at the base of the windshield, then a cabin air filter, then the a/c coils. If there are any contaminants in there you’re already breathing them.