Rimshot!

How do you expect a $1000 deposit to fund production of the entire car?

DBA

Every car I’ve ever owned has had reverse where it belongs: between P and N. You can keep your Flintstones cars.

“A British” what ?

Probably just sick of carrying around those bullshit mail flyers. Seriously, fuck this shit. It pisses me off when I get five pounds of these in my mailbox every week - not only does the mail person have to carry it around but it wastes my time and it’s a waste of trees. More power to this mail carrier - you have my…

Automotive engineer here. You are correct — the build quality, as defined by the meticulous and methodical pace of assembly, the choice (as in premium selection) of materials, the tolerances, and the extremely conservative engineering made for a truly special automobile. This car was constructed at or near the…

You’ve never seen Key & Peele? Oh man:

“best looking car in the segment”

Still wicked ugly tho.

It’s an airport in Turkey. I think they’re a little touchy about cars left alone near crowded places in that part of the world.

I like BMW products, in general, but they’ve lost their fucking minds if they think I’m going to even give a moment’s consideration to canceling my Model 3 deposit for a 3 series.

Model 3 gives me: HOV lane access. Much much much much reduced maintenance. Autopilot. Free charging at work.

A 3 series gives me… a…

I think you're right. Covered wagons were always crashing while leaving wagon cruise nights back in the day.

This screams midwest stripper to me. So, she probably works at a chili’s now. That or an Applebees.

I am prepared to be flamed.

I hear Jalopnik has an opening for a freelance writer now Doug has gone.

This car seriously had all the makings of a Nissan 370Z, Ford Mustang and Chevrolet Camaro, Infiniti G37, etc competitor. If you only look at the spec sheet, this car had everything it needed... but...

DAS (anti kidnapp department) here in Brazil is a very competent unit. Since the case was important, I had no doubt they would catch the thieves. 2 were caught and the mastermind are going to be catch also, Its just a matter of time...There is a Brazilian version of COPS here and you can see the are very experienced…

Europeans think 100 miles is “far,” Americans think 100 years is “old.”