This is exactly my process.

“That’s probably because shitting at home also affords me the comfort of taking my pants completely off and have my legs spread approximately 4 feet apart.”

i try to keep my shit scheduled so that i can be naked whilst shitting and go directly in the shower in the morning. if the timing gets thrown i’m genuinely pissed, and if i have to shit in a public restroom, fuuuuuuuuu

i mix it up. i’ll do one or two wipes sitting down, then a couple standing up. wiping one’s ass should be a fluid, organic thing. it should be allowed to develop on its own.

Sitting for almost all of the wiping (or the whole thing if it’s a clean one), and then stand for the final wipe. Sometimes you just need to change angles to get everything.