the woman was shot in the right buttock by her own gun

I love hearing people online say over and over again that Miyazaki should be making the Zelda movie and how I have to remind them that he’d rather kill everyone in the room and then himself than make a movie adaption of a video game.

White people are really into finding out how Irish they are apparently.

I can’t believe we went from the ominous, amazing conversation between James and Maria in the labriynth between prison bars  (“Aren’t you Maria?” “I’m not your Mary” “So you’re Maria?” “I am... if you want me to be”.)

Bro, he’s dead. Sucking his dick now would literally be necrophilia 

“I’m done making superhero movies. Instead I’m making my Star Wars ripoff that totally isn’t a superhero movie featuring characters with superpowers.”

CFO’s need to keep their dumbasses out of technology. They don’t know shit and they ruin a lot of tech companies. 

Except “indie” isn’t a style or genre. There’s a huge variety of indie games across multiple genres and with completely different aesthetics. If indie means “lower budget” than that diversity increases even more.

Shit like this is why I’m not buying Ubi games, period.

And yet you still wrote multiple paragraphs about why you’re mad about it.

“They’re annoyed at the enormity at which those things happen, often seeming extremely deliberate in it’s attack on “straight white men”

Oh come on. As a straight white man, absolutely none of those stories with female or minority or LGBTQ even remotely feel like an “attack”. You know why? Because I’m a well adjusted…

Cry some more nerd

Nah, this was made for the fans and the fans wanted to see more content from all their favourite characters.

You don’t know much about Vegas, only what the media shows you. Many people live there because of the cost of living (no state income tax being a big benefit) and many other reasons that have zero to do with the hospitality industry.

Looks like typical Snyder slop. Can’t wait for the cultists mental contortions telling everyone how much of an overlooked and underrated masterpiece this derivative shit is.

Telltale-style

Nightdive games being too modern? That is said with the complete ignorance of their output, like the first System Shock which included mouse look unlike the original game.

No, I’m asking for a remaster. Or at the very least, decent emulation (watch the DuckStation vid I posted). You can increase render resolution and add more aspect ratio support without completely remaking a game.

It’s still the Holiday season. You should know this. The second Halloween is over, it’s Christmas time. You think Spiderman isn’t going to have a boost in sales in December?

Okay. The digitized books have nothing to do with the quality of the port itself. It’s nice that they added a way to fake the save game data for the Mantis fight but I’d much rather they’d have added proper support for modern resolutions, aspect ratios and framerates, in addition to proper MKB controls for the PC…