I like the high seating position because it gives you the best vantage point to spot the tow truck you called. 

I think you may need to reread the quoted statement. 

I stopped breathing at Vanilla Lice and straight up died at Wacklemore. Good god that was beautiful.

Siri @ 12:01AM 1/1/2045 : “beep beep beep beep”

Yeah, it’s really no different in concept than all the McLarens, Ferraris, etc. that never see a track.

The last gen viper was absolutely gorgeous.

If the person passing on the right is doing 40 over, while you’re merely doing 25 over, there’s two iceholes in the picture.

I’ve noticed that people are much better-behaved going southbound, for whatever reason.

If people are passing you on the right, they aren’t the icehole.

As someone who spent over 2 years doing the ‘full’ 680/280 drive, this is incorrect. Perhaps it is okay now but ‘normal’ traffic on that road was infuriating, in no small part due to smart4twos and priii shepherding the passing lane.

If you are not actively passing someone, get out of the left lane.

Speed-related fatalities would certainly drop, because 95% of those people had an underlying condition anyway.

If they’d stop measuring the cars speed, there wouldn’t be as many speeding tickets.

Remember when Montana went to Reasonable and Prudent and had to go back from it because people went “oh you mean a speed that far outstrips my actual driving ability?”

Thanks for your input, Adolf. Oh and you just won the out-stupid the other contest with this comment. Congrats!

I came into this a few months ago thinking - there are definitely evil cops, but most of them aren’t so bad. But now: fuck cops.

They should only sell them to blues musicians.

Honestly, fuck you.

but enough about America.........