My dealer took my name and offered me the first they get an allocation for. No deposit. Just a handshake. Good guy - bought my ACR from him. Normandin Dodge in San Jose.

Who is Jenna Marbles?

I’d believe that if this were year one of the Honda deal, but...

Where are you in Europe, and can I catch a ride?

8:31am here in California and you already won the internet for the day. Well played sir.

They tell you that they’re a good driver, on the internet.

Of all the crazy cars I’ve had, I miss only two - peridot green Porsche Cayman R and my 458 Spider. Sold the Porsche when I got my McLaren. Sold the Ferrari when someone offered me more than I paid.

Short version:

That guy doesn’t look scared to me - he looks like he’s very aware of what he’s doing. But otherwise, he’s riding well.

+1 for the obscure Simpsons reference.

Knew this jagoff in college - he was a douchebag back then too.

Or a roll cage.

“Keys Present” - my favorite part of the listing.

No joke.

Haha - if that’s the thread I’m thinking of, I know the driver of all the cars (and I was the driver of the Viper). There’s a lot more to it than that - but the ACR does crush all comers of the stock road car variety - and more than a few pure race cars.

I trust my Italian will self-immolate in due time for my failure to know of this show as well...

I HATED my now wife’s early 2000s Camry. With a fiery passion. She loved it - it had served her well through thick and thin, travelled across the country, and never gave her a headache. But it was a CAMRY. Pile of beigeness. Ugh. So happy when she gave it to good-will.

You’re an idiot. It’s not a “legitimate lane change” if it’s unsafe. And it was clearly unsafe to both rider and camera car. So shut the fuck up kiddo.

Last week I was offered a test drive of a new RR Wraith. It is a hilarious car to drive (it’s definitely a car in which to be driven). Massive. Heavy. HUGE torque. I got out and I had 10 more grey hairs. It aged me in 5 minutes.

Had a 2012 X5. Gigantic. Gaping. Pile of Shit.