VW shouldn’t use the word ‘trust’ in anything.

That fella, I don’t know, I don’t like him.

Let’s be honest here: You don’t want to recommend anything interesting or fun to a non-car person. When it breaks, they will blame you. You want something boring, bland, with a reputation for reliability. You want a CPO Camry.

If there's one thing that the big three have Always been able to do is build excellent engines and transmissions for their trucks

What I learned from this experience is simple: most pickup truck owners don’t care what they need. They care only what they want.

Where is the shifter? Oh, right, down in the console wasting space. The only reason to have a shifter down in the console is when you have a manual transmission. Get it out of the way of usable space!

The console shifter is a waste of space. MOAR cupholders!!!!

Literacy, your next.

{every year that Alabama has been a state}

Wait.....who gets the 72 virgins if no one is in the vehicle?

Ah, yes, the new Microbus.

I’m an Apple user, but I think I have to come to Microsoft’s defense.

Everybody blames Microsoft for the colossal nightmare that is MyFord/MyLincoln Touch; however, Microsoft’s main contribution was the base operating system, Windows Embedded Automotive. Someone on the Ford side spun that into an infotainment operating…

Pontiac, it would be years before the hideous fast roof suv became accepted.

Volkswagen:

Car & Driver’s review of the 2014 Ram ProMaster 1500 EcoDiesel. The highlights:

Curious George, you forgot the part about driver negligence being the main factor in the crashes involved with the GM ignition witch-hunt. It was clearly stated in the Feinberg report. Guess that wouldn’t flow with your agenda...

I'd rather buy a BMW hooned by Clarkson than a Camaro driven by a Jalopnik employee

DeLorean. Cheap. Quirky/Unique. I’d love to read about the pains of a stainless steel body or gullwing doors every week. Not to mention all the terrible back to the future references and questions you’ll get.

Don’t forget brown! You forgot BROWN diesel wagon miata!

Well, shit.

Challenger/Charger is pretty big.