I can’t be the only one who read the head as “Chili Dog Enjoys Hockey Game.”

I hate seeing service dogs! I’m always worried I’m gonna get them fired or whatever happens to them if they get excited and want pats

Well of course there are like a million sticks to play with.

You know nobody’s going to read that, right?

Is “familiar” a new dogwhistle term for “white”?

I don’t know man, that’s a pretty literate reference. I think JaVale wins that round handily.

Manziel doesn’t look like he’s doing well.

Johnny 8Ball.

Johnny is gonna be the topic of a really depressing 30 for 30 in five years.

Johnny’s idea of cutting back on the money he spends on partying is to roll up a ten dollar bill rather than a twenty in the club’s bathroom.

He was only off by two feet.

And by the time next season starts, he’ll be 40 years old.

This game went a long way in the healing process...

Congratulations, Tony, you’re the white EJ Manuel!

That’s on her parents, giving her a ridiculous name like that.

Diana, your work is incredible and important and thank you.

“Am I under arrest?”

They’re scheduled to wake up 4 months before landing, so it’s like being on a floating cruise ship.

maybe we can commit genocide against everyone who misuses apostrophes?

Leopold II was Belgian.