“Jokes on you we’re already fucking our siblings”

“BUT THAT WAS A PICK!”

Tony Romo broke three ribs hearing about Jordy Nelson breaking two ribs.

Wait, you are a Bears fan that wants the Packers to win? #BitterVikingsFan

Tore my ACL when I was 13 and had to wear a brace through gradeschool and highschool while playing sports. Those things fruckin suck. They absolutely do smell terrible after a few weeks of use, like sweaty cheese. You are constantly trying to adjust them, because they move up and down during gameplay, and if you…

I can’t believe he didn’t call him “Mr. Kraft” in the hashtag. Where’s the respect?

That’s called a “Neverfucking” I believe.

Way to bury the real issue with this picture. That guy’s haircut behind Bill. That is a look...

I voted for Trump. What do you want us to say, “grow up and stop your crying?” I didn’t think so, so as we have for the year leading up to the election we’ll probably remain silent and just laugh to ourselves at your meltdowns.

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

Schooner or later, you’ll appreciate these nautical puns.

Damn it Petchesky. I’m tired of your junk.

I don’t know, I think we could get a few over.

You’re right. I’m gonna bail.

You’re gonna have a hard time starting a cricket pun thread here, dude.

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

Reporting on the comment section. What a job.

I have nothing but respect for The Whites, even though many of them are addicted to opiates and are too lazy to get a job! I have some Whites in my family, they are good people, hard working, respectful! If all The Whites where like The Whites I know, they would be happier.