Why stop at one bad joke when you can make NINE?

Some things are too big to fail.

I legitimately cried at the last one.

Hooray for Mother 3.

@Assalitore: Beautiful. I want that now.

Boomer Kuwanger.

@billysan: Interesting concept. Extremely inconvenient, sure, but I would definitely do that just for the novelty of it.

@tanarchi: Brilliant real-world representation of indie devs.

@bowen13: Someone had better be working on this right now.

Bobby Kotick makes delicious chicken.

Women in the Garden by Claude Monet

This saddens me in many ways.

Ebert Smash!!

So this isn't just the fun, Pac-Man-esque part of the game? Consider me disappointed.

Who else is waiting on Smash Bros vs. Capcom?

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I finally finished Mother 3 yesterday.

I am now five dollars poorer.

@psykofaze: Brilliant.

@716: Hell, give me Wii games on my 3DS. The motion controls would be royally screwed up, but I'm sure someone could make it work :P.