Charles Darwin is preparing a statement.

@Karlifornia:

@Kid Canada: I love to have Schweddy Balls in my mouth.

@DumpsterDining: +1 trip to hell.

@K-Gun: Is that a Vermont class A team?

@CCSABBATICAL: You can get them for $8? I've been getting ripped off.

How may fingers did he use on the cunt?

But...did he flash his lights? Because that will get you off most of the time.

@CitizenStrange: Who told you to put the salve on your face?

@McMurphy: I see what you did there.

Adjust your rosters accordingly.

Jason Whitlock is booking a flight to Laguardia as we speak.

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: That is an impressive pearl necklace. If Tebow applied that, from that distance and fully clothed, he is God.

@Athens_Grease: In other news, the sun rose in the east this morning...

@Fatty_B: According to me, yes. According to her, no.

@CanHeHackett: Joe Montana agrees.

@wonderlic—-myballs: +1 suble racism.

@Hatey McLife: You may have to get out the SALTpeter?

DP radio? I'd be more interested in DP TV.

@ScientificMapp: "Let me put my mouth right there, eh?"