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Yes, currently they are

Police were already looking for the official, whom multiple witnesses described as being “all over” Michael Phelps.

“You can take the Rams out of Missouri, but you can’t take Missouri out of the Rams.”

Ouch, that’s gonna be a 3 tenths deduction.

What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

Long live the king.

Never thought we’d lose two awesome Princes in one year.

With a fever that high, I guess it shows that even Olympic horses can be too hot to trot.

he likes to eat diarrhea on a hot dog

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Du Li noted.

That’s still $238 more than anyone should pay for Tab.

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

Or, we could let billionaire owners build their own stadiums while municipalities take care of more important things like schools, emergency responders, and infrastructure.

My sources tell me Goodell heard about the horrible conditions a while ago but waited until he had video proof before making such a drastic move.

if you need this article to know how to get by, you’re a fucking amateur.