A Crimson Tide lifts all boats.

Scouts say Reid has great quick-twitch muscle, and Lane is a natural athelete. The scouts are split on Kaepernick, some saying he athletically gifted, some believing he is a student of the game. All agree he was raised a grinder.

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

Katmandidn’t

PICTURED: Mike Tyson Baskin’ after alleged Robbin’.

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

Can’t

“...how is it not cool to say you died fighting as a knight?”

So am I, because a guy from Boston rooting for the Steelers is automatically an asshole in my book.

He looks like the rubber mask that nobody buys until it’s five minutes before the Halloween party you forgot about.

Wins Above Resurrection

Nailed it.

He’s Hanjo.

Adults eat Pop-Tarts?

Well too freaking bad. Nothing is free in this world.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Did Lochte lie or just shade the truth? The story on deadspin published last night seems to be the most accurate and comprehensive order of events.

4 piss ass drunk swimmers vandalize a gas station at 6am. Security comes up and demands compensation speaking a foreign language and a gun may or may not have been drawn.

In…

Benjeahzi.

Looks like he shot it out of a Bazooka.