The last one? Sure. Whatever you say.

Netgear Nighthawk AC1750. Dual band, up to gigabit speeds on the 5GHz band, can attach an external hard drive to make easy network storage, and has movable antennas so you can move them to direct the signals to meet your requirements. Super stable too; I haven’t had any dropped connections and it reaches the far…

Netgear Nighthawk AC1750. Dual band, up to gigabit speeds on the 5GHz band, can attach an external hard drive to…

Bob Clark and the cast of Black Christmas would like a word with you.

You’re forgetting Black Christmas

We’ve been in Waukee for 3 years from CA and it still feels like the result of an area growing rapidly (same as Urbandale, Ankeny and WDM). Pros and cons with that. But after having spent their first 10 years in So Cal (and still travelling pretty regularly back there and to Chi, MPLS and NYC), I’d hope my kids would…

Schools. Period.

I wonder how many consecutive blowouts it will take for Packer fans, in all of their knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing glory, to swallow their pride and call for Kaep.

At work we used to have a group of guys that would grow and eat hot peppers. Most of us were good through ghosts. I got some Carolina Reaper seeds and I’ve had a couple of the guys grow those, but I’ve not been as successful. I have no desire to eat them by themselves though, I’ve done it but that gets to be a little…

When I was a kid, I couldn’t take anything hot. When we went to a Mexican restaurant, I couldn’t even handle the salsa. Finally, getting tired of eating dry tortilla chips, I willed myself to learn to love heat. I started by scarfing down my burgers or other sandwiches with a single pickled jalapeno pepper. Then I…

You are completely right. I kinda bought it as a gag and it is only useful for adding heat, not flavor, and only in very small doses. I have a bunch of other hot sauces that I can pour on so I hardly ever even bother with the Dave’s anymore.

Iowan fans of Iowa don’t give a shit about IS either. Also, Iowa’s a damn good college.

First of all, Donald Pleasance saying he’s the boogeyman isn’t a literal thing. It’s metaphorical. Or are we supposed to assume that Michael is the Devil too? After all Loomis says he has the Devil’s eyes.

Oh no, it’s totally legal, that’s why the can was covered in tape, the referees replaced the ball and there is an article on Deadspin.

I think I can speak for everyone here when I say, “I’m not reading that.”

Now I’m paranoid about Roger Daltrey. They had to cancel their tour because he came down with bacterial meningitis and I haven’t heard any updates in awhile. If he dies too, after David Bowie, I’m going to lose it.

YEAH!

To get out of this years office xmas party I told my boss my grandmother had AIDS and she needed me to help her find a lawyer to sue Charlie Sheen.

Fuck the Cubs. Fuck Andre Dawson. Fuck Wrigley Field. Fuck The Ivy. Fuck Harry Carey. Fuck Moises Alou. Fuck Joe Maddon. Fuck Sketchers Shoes. Fuck The Curse of the Billy Goat. Fuck Eric Stoltz. And Most Importantly Fuck You.