“...obviating the need for anyone to watch SportsCenter, or any other news shows, to catch up on what happened in sports...”

Fuck Aaron Hernandez. He even got more of a choice for the end of his life than Daniel de Abreu and Safiro Furtado did.

Ebby Calvin “Nuke” LaLoosh

I don’t know if I’m on Kotaku or Deadspin anymore.

While the 900-watter shows up on Amazon, it’s going for $170 and not $142.

While the 900-watter shows up on Amazon, it’s going for $170 and not $142.

Tell me more about the woman with the green hair.

...that’s why you hit the airport can right when when you see the gate agent hit the microphone to “invite our guests who may need more time to reach their seats.” By the time you get back from maximizing your bladder hold time, they’ve boarded first class, veterans, any maybe exit row.

First, I had to look to see if this was Deadspin or Kotaku. It doesn’t seem to make a difference anymore.

“Plunkett” is right

What can you get for $14 million that you can’t get for $2 million, besides a $14 million dollar candy bar? But seriously, you have to reach a point that you literally have more money than you know what to do with.

*PrinciPAL. Remember, the principal is your PAL!

I thought the stretchy-faced aliens were from “Millenium”

Whoops! I just made a comment saying exactly this. You get credit for firsties.

If you ever watch cricket, they have such beautiful technology that could be used in baseball and football:

As a Minnesota alumnus, I have no desire to watch this game after the events of the last couple of days. I wish the Holiday Bowl would’ve rescinded the invitation and invited a team without all of this bad publicity.

They have an Electoral College in baseball now?

Must be rough. I’ve never been recruited for a job. I wonder what it would be like, having people compete to give you a job.

You fuckers from outside of Minnesota cannot fathom just HOW FUCKING SERIOUS the Jacob Wetterling case has been for the past 27 years. Why don’t you read the confession in the paper which talks about how an eleven-year-old boy was kidnapped at gunpoint, molested, and then murdered, and then come back and make some…

I watched all of the “obscure” Olympic events with my NBC Sports Channel/Olympics channel app on my Roku. They did broadcast events live, just not on their main cable channels. In many cases, they used international announcers, and in many more, just the field sounds and graphics from the main Olympics feed.

Minneapolis, too, but Google Maps doesn’t care about us