Ichiro will be in the Hall of Fame before Rose will be. So, yeah.

If he was a point guard, it would’ve been a stabbing.

Works the same way with gas stations... When oil prices rise, gas prices jump 20 cents/gallon overnight. But when oil prices drop, it takes a couple of weeks to give that 20 cents back. In between? Sweet, sweet profit.

“This begs the question...”

A Ken Burns-style approach would be perfect for adapting “World War Z.”

“...extend the life of sandpaper?” How cheap are you?

I was recruited from Minnesota to teach at an elementary school on Kauai during the 1997-98 school year, and it sucked. They provided no support for new teachers, but they did give my contact information (without asking) to other teachers who were looking for roommates.

He should send one to Byung Ho Park for every Korean bat flip he does, too

*Interpreter. A translator is someone who converts written text from one language to another, while an interpreter converts spoken language from one language to another.

The Costco nearest me has an opening time of 10am, but the last several times that I’ve been there, the doors were open at 9:45 (if not earlier) and I walked right on in.

I never hear about adults with peanut allergies— it’s only kids. Is there an age where you’re no longer allergic to peanuts?

That endoscope code doesn’t work for me.

That endoscope code doesn’t work for me.

They had plenty of hippies in the 60s!

Watching cricket helps you understand that there are millions of Muslims who are just sports fans who want to live an everyday life, and not at all interested in destroying America.

*horseshit

You are obviously too young to remember Otto Wanz and his Steamroller.

The article that you linked to is a year and a half old (August ‘14). Do you have any newer articles that you have read?

Didn’t Aroldis Chapman say that he accepted his 30-game Domestic Violence suspension because if he appealed, there was a chance that it would’ve been a more severe penalty had he lost?

I cut the cord when I realized that the only shows that I was recording on my DVR were on OTA networks. Why was I paying $100/month when the only shows I cared enough to record were free?

“I’m going to sit in Flip’s spot— somebody take a picture of me so I can post it and make Coach’s death about ME instead!”