Seems to me it would be easier to invest 6 hours or so into a new profile to accumulate some items and let your kid play that.

Exactly. Does he REALLY not know this? Or does he pretend to not know this just so that he can write this article?

Seems perfectly reasonable. But framing it in this “woe is me, my love for my son is so deep that I tolerate things I don’t actually like when he’s the one doing them” is just a little obnoxious. It feels like a humble brag that is somehow also a sympathy play. If you know you actually love it and it’s the outcome you…

The word “No” comes to mind for some reason.

I can’t believe you ruined Doom for your dad, what a piece of shit you are.

Pro-Tip.

I notice there’s nothing in this article about telling your child not to do these things.

But...but...this is entirely your fault, no? And your choice to make it your fault?

B-b-b-but if the author himself hasn’t been able to beat it, and the level remains unpublished (as suggested by the article you linked to), then how can this level have been played by hundreds of thousands of people?

So, how long will I have to wait for Skygerfall?

Didn’t release with a Mario game is a killable offense now? The best Legend of Zelda game ever doesn’t do it for you?

Ok, let’s be very clear: we know you don’t think changing “Fuck, Marry, Kill” to “Hug, Marry, Kill” is funny. How do we know? Because, as modern human beings, a majority of us have a functioning sense of humor. You included, Tim! What’s funny is that you label an antiquated (and, sadly, all too common) act…

“Hug” with their genitals, correct, Tim?

I say “Hug” because (I think) it’s funny.

What you’re saying is true, but there’s one thing you are leaving out. When the slave trade started in Africa, slavery was not the same as it was later. At that time, most people on earth were not free. They were slaves or serfs or peons or peasants. They had almost no rights. Slavery, at that time, was not very…

While, I agree with you about their hypocrisy, it was also valuable. You are absolutely right. They talked up freedom constantly, but we still had slavery, women had few rights, and even half of white men weren’t allowed to vote. They called it a democracy, but it still largely a democratic oligarchy.

“We haven’t even been a true democracy for 100 years.” to be technical, we’ve never been a democracy, we’re largely a Representative Republic.

Well then it’s okay.

It’s not a justification for colonialism at all. If you’re reading it that way, you’re missing the point of what I said.

you...are you joking? it's hard to tell....