I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

Getting shit-talked for your latest boner by your “biggest fan” isn’t ideal, but that’s sex after marriage for you.

I believe the theory is that the implicit ending is every bit as racist as the overt statement.

If you’re an average, out-of-shape 35-year-old, a world class keeper isn’t going to have to guess where you’re kicking. He’s going to wait for you to kick it and then make the save.

It’s amazing to me how many people came in from the greys to completely miss the joke.

i mean, dont go that far, just write like a human, my man.

I was trying to figure out if there was some slow developing joke in there about writing about a really dumb movie in an purposefully overblown style.

“these English fans went to a pub in Stalingrad”

You mean like Maryland’s 3rd district?

I was with you until this nonsense:

Neither Washington State’s president or athletic director responded to Deadspin’s request for comment.

Do Not Ever Underestimate....

“He scored a two goals, both of which were the best of the match.”

Benefits, training, infrastructure, kit... It’ll still probably be a decent 5-figure salary but it costs more to have an employee than just their raw wages...

Problem is that, without signage, highway splits and divides and whatever’s can lead you astray. Think of any major city - I can promise that the interstate in that city divides or splits in a way that you can’t guarantee which direction is the “right” one unless you know.

I would love to discuss this with you Rafi, but why explain or write when there’s Kinja apartheid here, and you only hear from the same old gang and clique here telling you whatever, and anyone else commenting is consigned to “the greys” and treated like criminal dirt?

*Romper Room voice*
Hi, children. You wonderful, precious, galaxy-brained kids over here want to say the 36-26 team is five games ahead of the 31-31 team. You can say that. You can say they are five games ahead of the .500 team. We love you. You are safe and loved.