Tomorrowland bombed and now every Disney owned thing has to cut back.

How big does you grill need to be to do all this while refreshing coals and chips and stuff? All I have is your small sized charcoal grill, but this all sounds delicious and I’m feeling adventurous.

“We’re trying to market this sport to racists as the last clean cut white boy sport, stop looking like hipsters.”

That’s a fair enough argument there. Baseball is so selective and shitty about when it wants to be persnickety and when the umps seem like they just wanna shrug their shoulders and grab a beer.

“3)the 3pt shot is not the be all end all of basketball. WNBA is taking their exhibition game to extremes-do not disvalue the 2pt shot.”

I think it just gets back to the fact that Doc is absolutely not equipped to be both Coach and GM. In a normal working relationship, a GM would probably be prodding the coach to give more minutes to a guy like Hawes.

He’s also never been a successful executive of any team ever, so when you’re giving him credit for what he’s done in basketball, you should probably not give him credit for things he’s never done.

Jesus Christ, SBNation is a goddang juggernaut.

Now I’m getting all wimpy about all the time I spent blowing off school work to read Richard Lawson recaps of Idol.

They hired him precisely because he was stupid. Pete Rozelle was at one point the most powerful commissioner in sports, and that was accepted because he built the NFL into this colossus. But the owners were tired of being led by the commissioners office, so they pushed Tagliabue out the door and replaced him with an…

SVP, Rece Davis, Fowler are actual normal people.

OR teams have been burnt by Jimbo Fisher QBs who turned out to be duds so many times that they’re Officially Skeptical.

Or alternatively, we could just have umpires and the league, ya know, officiate? I know, I know, it’s a radical idea. But if every guy pitcher (and throw in hitters with the crazy dangerous breaking up a double play take out slides) who head hunted got 2 week to 1 month suspensions, and started actually missing…

See, the MLB is going to let guys get very badly hurt because they won’t insist on umpires doing their dang jobs. A pitcher in th middle of a no hitter gets ejected for MAYBE playing policeman (maybe, because it’s not like pitchers make a habit of being a policeman when they have a chance to throw a no hitter, and he…

Stanozolol?! What an idiot. That shit lingers in your system forever.

https://twitter.com/SaraJBenincasa <- sums it up pretty much.

I dunno. If a man wrote an article saying, "I will never do ____ for any future partner because some mean woman in my past did X to me..." I'd call him a little baby child.

Just think about what you're saying for one second. "You don't go to a baseball game, you go to Wrigley Field." Do you realize how many sports franchises would kill to have a stadium that makes them money regardless of the on-field product? But nah, let's throw that away so it can be like every other stadium that…

The thing about the Rovellian type of idiot is that he's not even really a capitalist, to be honest. He's whatever the status quo is. Whatever the people in charge want, he's for. If by some change of fortune he'd been born in Soviet era Russia, he'd be a strong and dutiful champion of the Party.

Question for you Deadspin brass and such: Was Clay Travis always horrible? I remember reading him on this site and he seemed less like a cartoon sports radio idiot. What the hell happened to him? Those of you that were here, did you have inklings he would become a dipshit?