Oh Greg, as soon as she said "80 for intercourse?" you should have bolted for your life. No human being about to have sex says "intercourse."

They're just mad that their anonymous scouting reports will have to wait a year before they savage him.

There's a reasonable answer and a conspiracy answer, and both ain't wrong. The reasonable answer is that football is a gigantic money pit and UAB Football has never come close to paying for itself. There's never been much fan support, and there's no real evidence from other mid major football programs that having a…

It's really telling how nobody ever questions a (Straight, anyway) man if he says he was raped in prison or some such. Nobody ever doubts why he'd be embarrassed to admit he was violated, nobody ever questions that it would leave deep psychological scars on him. And nobody EVER questions him. Nor should they!

Ha, you were right, no question.

Miss State will probably drop out of the top 10. Their best win has been embarrassed the last two weeks, and their OOC schedule was Baylor awful. The committee has been very clear about punishing bad OOCs

I hate baseball's Selig-era divisional set ups and the baseball wildcard. Football should have divisions and wildcards because there's just not enough regular season games for everyone to play everyone else and still have home and homes with your rivals you care about. It's a necessary evil.

People are giving Kurt Warner shit for this obviously, but I feel like NFL Network deserves more. He's not the producer of the show. Some asshole made the decision to green light a bunch of dumb religious talk during a sports show where it very obviously doesn't belong. Everyone's entitled to their opinion, but, like,…

Democrats need to ask themselves why liberal issues won key votes in numerous states, even in Arkansas, while Democratic party candidates got trounced. These things are not unconnected.

It's games like this that serve as a reminder that the universe is cold and governed only by randomly generating numbers. We will all die, and it will never be fair when it happens.

They're completely different! They effectively make it impossible for a team like the Lakers to just swoop in and snatch up the top stars of the league without acquiring the assets to make the trades necessary to facilitate a move. Cities in the 16 and 17th largest market in the country have been far more attractive…

NOBODY builds a good team through free agency in the NBA. Free agency is worthless for building a top level team, all it can do is help find that nifty role player you need to get over the top. Every major player move of the past few years has been in a trade. Which means asset collection and cap management is WAY…

San Antonio has no built in advantage in any of those non-SA Texas TV markets. They've just become popular and gotten TV eyeballs because of their success. Any small market team that wins for long enough is going to see it's market of fans grow.

Baseball would benefit far more from contraction than basketball would. Seattle is a top 15 market that the NBA would be able to reclaim. The 2nd expansion team would likely come from a lower end market, but the value of adding Seattle back and being able to cut the number of games back far outweighs any problems…

The thing that burns me about GamerGate is the idea that everyone from the outside should "do our homework" before criticizing a movement that has been involved in the most heinous of online trollery. It's not OUR job to figure out which people waiving this banner have reasonable concerns as opposed to the criminally…

Maybe the burger guy is just a big Phil Hendrie fan?

Well Pedro was better than everyone at pitching, so of course he's better than everyone as a studio analyst.

This is a crock of shit.

OC was motioning to Morris to stay down on the field so the trainers would come out. He's also new to the staff and the word going round is that Hoke didn't hire him, the AD did. There's also rumors going on of a shouting match between the two of them after the game that the AD had to break up.

Looking forward to whatever Terry Collins' new twitter handle will be.