He keeps posting about it, too. Not doing himself any favors.
https://twitter.com/jordankuruc

Then that makes her Cecilia?

This one is real but the Coachella one smells fishy to me. Also, all those people in that one are drugged out.

Bill Simmon's favorite character Artie.

Have you seen my baseball? But seriously, this is awesome. I used to work with kids who had different physical and mental disabilities and it was seriously the best job I had.

Anytime I do get that excited I just feel foolish immediately after. I wish I could have that sustained happiness. Ah, to not be a bitter twenty-something.

Someone cutting onions?

I still don't know how to use this commenting system so if this is not in the right place, I am sorry but you should blur any faces of people who are not the suspect.

This guy just seems like a whole clusterfuck of competing ideologies.

The father said what?!

What's Cunt Punt's seeding in next year's Tournament?

Edit: Tiger's

I was hoping they would show the replay of the first goal more.

What's more satisfying: Dropping a huge unbroken 12 inch log complete with clean wipe or taking a piss after a long ass car ride? They both have their pros: the dump is weirdly gratifying and makes me feel like maybe my body is working alright, while the piss is probably the closest I'll come to the feeling a spy gets…

Come on, FUCKFACE!!!

Watching it now. The broadcasters are doing everything in their power to say p**fect g**e as many times as possible. (I won't be the one to screw it up.)

This had to be an April Fools trolling, right?

11. Put everything in one load. Whatever doesn't fit stays at the bottom of the hamper for a few months.

Next, can we do a Girl's Names that sound like Stripper Names bracket so I can figure out what not to name my daughter?