He's your fair warning.... I despise football. Can't stand it. The only thing I hate as much as football is Texas. And I'm 42, so the antics of high school are long gone... not that it mattered all that much because I was the kid the FNL crew woulda shoved into a locker. So on paper, a show about Texas football…

After years of hearing about the wonder of FNL, I finally decided to give it a try. And I had to stop watching about halfway through season one—not because I didn't like it, but because I LOVE IT TOO MUCH. I was not prepared to get that emotionally involved with those characters. No one told me that I'd have to watch…

News Flash: Titties Maybe Not a Huge Deal

The most influential piece for me, personally, regarding college football came from, of all people, James Michener. It's hard to find these days, but his (nonfiction, obviously) book "Sports in America" is mostly a nonstop screed against the profound unfairness of a CFB system that takes poor, uneducated kids, earns…

"Although he knew why the student was there, Derek never found a way to bring up the student's homophobic story."

Yup. Even the shithead players, to some extent. There's absolutely no reason amateur sports should be paired with college other than an accident of history.

I can't believe after the honesty Claflin showed while shedding light on Hollywood's insane beauty ideals (much like Panem's!), someone would be gross enough to make this comment. Dude. Come the fuck on.

Unrelated...I love your user name. Rilla of Ingleside for life.

Since tipping is entirely dependent on where you are and social norms, I would identify where you're living next time.

Dear everyone complaining about the unmade bed:

PEOPLE, DO YOU EVEN JON HAMM?

"an outspoken yoga enthusiast who won't stop trying to talk you into anal"

The Jenna Maroney of male singers.

Also, I am hereby banning all bird wings and Grey's Anatomy.

My favorite thus far: "On the other hand, I am experiencing one heck of a chipmunk, though. At least it's a pretty scary medical situation."

And we're done:

I hope she gets out. Many women can't admit they are in an abusive relationship when the abuser is a women. This was my beautiful sister. And if you hear your neighbors "fighting like cats and dogs," please call the police. Domestic violence is everyone's business.

"My only question to you is this; How should then people display their support for our military?"

Speaking as a combat veteran of the United States Goddamn Marine Corps, these uniforms do not evoke "the harsh reality of what is war." They evoke a Toby Keith wet dream. I hate this. I hate every fucking fiber and drop of paint, from helmet to toe. I hate Under Armour for designing these. I hate Northwestern for…