If you’re going to brag on the internet about catting it up, at least bang 3-4 women in a weekend to effectively trash talk. Jesus.

*sarcasm.

C’mon now, that’s obviously a perfect 10!

This is still the only thing to respond with for this story:

RGIII has been so brutalized, humiliated, and dehumanized by Washington you’d think they’d re-name the team after him.

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

I only regret that I have but one star to give for this comment.

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

Apple also released a statement supporting Dre, writing, “Dre has apologized for the mistakes he’s made in the past and he’s said that he’s not the same person that he was 25 years ago. We believe his sincerity and after working with him for a year and a half, we have every reason to believe that he has changed.”

It’s streaming on..Hulu or maybe Netflix..or it at least it was. ANYWAY: It’s HILARIOUSLY bad. Basically, someone says “oh my house is haunted”. A home inspector (my favorite) Brian comes out and looks at the list of complaints. Like “Door opens on its own”. He’ll check out the door and normally chalk it up to cats…

I dreamed a dream in overtime

Not ashamed to say I practiced that same move for months, Just. In. Case.

The most shocking part of the Wikipedia entry was that the movie has a 46% rating on rotten tomatoes. I remember LOVING it when I was a teen. I mean, I guess professional film critics might be more discerning than a teenager from suburban Boston, but WHATEVER YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME .

What do you think it was like when Trump first met Cohen? I picture a falling away and crumbling of the office walls, and them standing in a sunlit, daisy strewn meadow, gazing in disbelief at the other half of their true heart. Then they run through the grass together and slaughter a unicorn.

You had me. I was ALL IN, right until this, “He even made the theme song for the worst of the Batman movies.” Naw man. If Batman Forever has a theme song it’s “Kiss From a Rose.” I’ll hear no talk otherwise.
Now if you excuse me, I’m going to be listening to “Kiss from a Rose” for the rest of the day.

I think I saw that guy down at the City of Industry last weekend

Trump is our alternate universe Biff Tannen that never got punched by George McFly.

Every classically beautiful Hollywood lesbian /bi lady like Amber heard or Margot Robbie gets this treatment. Like, “are you suuuure you wouldn’t rather be fucking dudes? Maybe the one right in front of you?”

I would really want to read that. The same thing happens in conservatives. “Work hard and things will work for you” very quickly turns into “Someone help me, just give me money.”

This would never have happened on team from 10 years ago. THAT Vikings squad knew all about love. And seamanship, for that matter.