Holy Hell, I hadn’t heard about that so I looked it up, he beat up some waiter who talked smack? And the guy didn’t want to pursue the matter?

Maybe Jake’s cordless earbuds are like someone cutting their fingernails super short so they won’t chew them.

That video of him viciously beating that guy....Kourtney run. I wouldn't want this loser around my kids. 

I LOVE FAKE RELATIONSHIPS. I live for this shit.

Why do today’s rappers look like doodle bears? 

I know it’s not a big deal where she comes from (Hollywood royalty trash) and it’s largely her parents’ fault (for being trash) and perhaps all of it was inevitable, but it’s really fucking sad to see an otherwise perfectly cute 18-year old girl fuck up her face with fillers, injections and surgery at such a young age.…

I read another story about this earlier (god help me), and he’s 21! Still a kid in my book, but he’s older than he looks or acts. 

He’s got face tattoos, it’s clearly too late.

Didn’t Xan just buy Billy Ray a bong, though? Did that mean nothing? I mean, you think you’re close to somebody, and then BAM! The weed paraphernalia was a meaningless the whole time!

What exactly is a bluegrass state of mind?

You know, they’re kids, and all kids are stupid and/or jerkish to some degree (thank gods I was a teen long before social media), but this Xan kid is coming across as a possible future actual jerk - I really hope an adult who cares about him has a talk with him soon.

Oh I don’t necessarily disagree. I laughed more because I read that list from beginning to end and I actually said out loud “wow, I didn’t realize all these iconic people are on that label.” And while Styles may be talented, it was just funny to go from Bob Dylan, Miles Davis, Johnny Cash... to Harry Styles.

Honestly, dude seems like a dumbass and I 100% think this was because of the meme and now he’s trying to backtrack in a really dumb way because he is a dumb person.

To be fair for every legend that you’ve listed there’s a loooong trail of has-beens, never-beens and no talents that have been signed to Columbia.

Noah Cyrus has responded to the claims in her own Instagram Story, writing, “This relationship was not set up by Columbia Records. To say that is a joke. It started when I got a DM from Diego and he asked me to hang out.”

Lil Xan always looks like he’s stuffed up, like his sinuses are blocked and he can’t breathe right through his nose.

“Artists who have recorded for Columbia include Bob Dylan, Miles Davis, Johnny Cash, Simon and Garfunkel, Bruce Springsteen, Barbra Streisand, Janis Joplin, Paul Simon, Leonard Cohen, AC/DC, Alice in Chains, Adele, Louis Armstrong, Tony Bennett, Art Garfunkel, Dave Brubeck, David Bowie, Mariah Carey, Joe Zawinul, Neil…

This has been exhausting. I used to think they were both lesbians. Once I learned one had the name Noah, I figured it was the lesbian in the knit hat; Lil Xan had to be the other one with the cute hair bob. Never made the Miley connection, and I’m only just now learning that they’re (?) heterosexuals of opposite…

I can’t believe that it needs saying (looking at you Fox News and Daily Mail)...how is an honest job something to be ashamed of?? All honest jobs, that do not harm anyone else have their own dignity. I just can’t with people who think that their job entitles them to lord over other people.

HE WORE HIS NAME TAG TO THE INTERVIEW!!! God, Mr. Owens is awesome.