“Most corner stores are dirty, over-priced, lack variety, and frankly are terrifying to go into”
MoxieMOOOOOOOOO
moxiemoooooooooooo
On Saturday morning my neighbor partied on her deck with at least three other people from 2:30 am to about 6:00 am. Shouting nonstop. She’s a grandmother in her 40s. I don’t see how that it possible without drugs. I’m 34 and I can’t stay up past 2 am to save my life.
This Jack Handy Deep Thoughts quotation has nothing to do with the movie, but I just love and want to share it, esp. with you, Goddess, since you are often the author of ironic understatement:
As a Stephen King fan, the only question I ever want to ask the man is ‘Why did you decide that the way to defeat evil was a child gang bang? Why?’
America is, and has always been, a land of massive contradictions. Of soaring rhetoric about freedoms, of true dedication towards egalitarian ideals, of prosperity and progress; while at the same time a land where the weak are considered immoral, where the nation was founded on a violent revolution, where black people…
Jesus fucking christ. Let the poor girl be dead for ten fucking minutes before her corpse is dragged up and paraded around for a profit.
I’ll have you know I waste time in myriad ways-putting crap on my face is just one of them, and it’s nowhere close to being the most frivolous.
With this whole Nazi shit I have see a few Facebooks memes from his supporters along the lines of “Now everyone has stopped talking about Russia and is talking about Nazis, obviously Russia was just fake news!” No....just because his new outrageous thing has made us forget about the outrageous thing from last week…
It’s because the bar for coherent speech is set so low. It’s like praising a 2nd grader when they read a paragraph without stumbling over the words. Good boy! Now have two scoops of ice cream and you can watch Fox news before you go to bed.
Wtf is wrong with everyone in this administration and public service? First Zinke’s wife is live-tweeting their exotic Greek vacation and now Linton is bragging about her private taxpayer expensed jet and designer clothes? He’s worth $500 million but couldn’t pay for a private jet or 1st class but had to ride off…
Aw, now I’m thinking about poor Brendan Fraser and his career. They should just ignore Tom’s Mummy reboot and make another one with him, his might not have been high art but they were charming.
Pine
This is definitely the dumbest of all takes.
Sam has always been so good to Gilley that I think I might give him a pass. I think it was less of a shut down moment and more of a “oh my god I hate this and I need to figure out how to get my family the hell out of here and these old guys are so stupid and going to get us all killed and PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD…
I don’t know if your getting this whole ‘conquering’ thing. She’s here to take over the7 kingdoms, not win over everybody with a home cooked meal.
WHAT IS THIS STORY?! WHO IS THIS MAN?!
I find it hard to trust women who don’t have female friends. I would be miserable without my girlfriends. Female friendships are important for mental health.
My little sister’s first crushes were Donatello and Darkwing Duck, so yeah.
As a 32 year old, I could not date a 22 year old, but I don’t know if it’s creep territory. Though I do think CGM is more of an adult than Aaron Carter. Run, Chloe!