He seems more concerned about how better The Apprentice ratings were with him than with Arnold, without realizing most people can’t stomach watching the show anymore BECAUSE he was on it.

I buy a baked potato a drink at the bar, give it my phone number, but never reply when it calls or texts!

Nothing makes me more nostalgic than that type of graphic. It just looks beautiful to me. Reminds me of so many games I played back when I was so young that I didn’t understand English and had to guess my way through the menus so I could finally start a game.

I think the real problem is labeling EVERYONE who disagrees with the SJWs a racist, or a bigot, etc. It starts to cheapen the meaning of these words, to the point where people stop giving a shit if they’re called a racist or a bigot. This is bad, and harms the victims of actual racism, sexism, etc. because their…

This could have been a really interesting, creepy film, and they ruined it by trying to be cute and shit. Just think how usually dopey nice guy Pratt would have been as an even more forthright, sinister stalker. Let’s say she wasn’t the first one he woke up, and the last one simply “didn’t work out” and is nowhere to…

I have read way to much well wishing for Kanye on here, simply because he has mental issues. He is a grade A piece of shit and should be treated as such. He may have mental problems, but guess what? He is in a way better position than most of us to deal with it. Fuck. Him.

I read that as Count Chocula first and realized, “Shit, he’s probably looked into him, too.”

This is why you don’t trust populists, kids. I don’t care whether they have a D, an R, or an I next to their name, the only thing a populist is good for is telling you that you’re right to be angry and that they can make it all better. They are not good at actually making it better.

Ladies and gents, your de facto First Lady.

The Queen Mary in Long Beach, CA.

Okay Obama....but what does Uncle Joe have to say about the matter?

Or bad sitcoms where the star goes to a hynotist nightclub show and gets on stage and thinks he can’t be hypnotized but later every time a bell rights he farts or something.

“ Trump’s team had (as of Wednesday) literally no pages”

On election day this week, I found out that I got an interview with Boeing for a paid internship this summer. I was elated. It is literally the path to my dream job. I was prepared to get smashingly drunk that night to celebrate getting an interview opportunity and seeing the first woman President. We bought champagne…

I’m reflecting on how lazy and comfortable I’ve been, hating myself for it, and figuring out how to locally do some good. Immigrant advocacy seems like a good place to start for me, but really so many causes are potentially screwed right now so pick your passion and go for it.

Bring an axe just in case...

It feels fucking horrible. I might burst into tears again. Fuck. I just keep thinking how millions of white people hate me and people like me that fucking much.

I saw a great meme today that said her 1st act as First Lady will be to find moose and squirrel.

It’s hard not to be ashamed as I say this, but I, too, removed my hijab.

If your fictitious woman had 3 husbands and 6 children by 3 men and cheated on all of them - like Trump, that woman would have been run out of the primaries on a rail.