I did not get much work done this morning. I was too devastated. Couldn’t concentrate. How could I? Everything just changed. I feel like I’m 25% of the 75% of person I was yesterday.

I feel so stick to my stomach about everything.

The House. The Senate. The Justices.

I’ve been dizzy all day and I just want to hug HRC.

I had severe PTSD from the debates and now I just want to lay down under my desk and cry.

Anyone else reassessing their desire to have kids? It may be an irrational response but I feel like my whole life trajectory changed last night.

Similarly, the left dubbed Sarah Palin “Caribou Barbie,” leading to an entire year where I began every other sentence with the qualifier, “don’t make me defend Sarah Palin.”

YOU NEED TO LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR TEMPER

Even as a kiddo I remember thinking that the beast was really mean and scary and being v. concerned for Belle when she ended up marrying him.

LAY OFF OF MY GIRL, ASSHOLE. (Seriously, she is my hero.)

“Kid” shows up dressed suspiciously like Jim Tomsula

This is some serious “We are setting up the dramatic season finale” type of shit.

Ooh I hadn’t thought of that wrinkle! Trump furiously tweeting from a locked room, Pence barely scraping by on the bate minimum of decorum.

Favourite part is when she gets the tweet at the grocery store - you can see her lips form the words: “Dumb motherf-” before we cut to studio.

Here’s my scary story:

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

I got a minute and seven seconds in and that’s all I could handle. Thanks. Now I’ma hafta subscribe to Donald Trump’s emails to re-freeze my heart.

Uh those basic bitches deserved it. You would know that if you read a damn book.

Listen, she spends an entire song going on and on about how boring and provincial everyone in her town is.

Can we talk about Donald Trump’s “serious, thoughtful person” face?

Don’t cry. Minorities will save white people from themselves.

They’re planning to overthrow us! This is the biggest threat we’ve ever faced. Quick.....

Some writer for Breitbart instructed his followers on Twitter to give her shit, they did in a very racist and misogynist way, the writer got banned from Twitter. This is probably their “revenge”.