I never knew I was so patriotic until Putin and his 1984 dictator fascist schtick came over here on a wave of poorly spelled tweets. I say bring it, we beat the Nazis once, we can goddamn well do it again. ‘MURICA!!!

Also, to be fair, if you’re incredibly liberal you’re also being targeted by Russia. Their whole deal is to elevate the fringe elements so the center gets shut out and nobody can govern.

He’s not a man, he’s a Vulcan. Honestly, he should have rolled with that for his lawsuit. Better chance of working.

Why did you say Idris Elba for Superman? Now it’s all I’ll be thinking about all week. OMGosh so wonderful.

Thanks for info, glad I’m not going too cray (I just read the first book). Honestly I liked the book, but the only thing I remember about her was that she was like, way way way too chill about what was going on. Oh hey there’s an ooze monster that’s cool I’m a biologist. If only I had her poise.

+1. I was like, wait, when do they say she’s Asian?

Yeah, where’s he all sad and kind of mature now. Please, Michael Scott will be a well-meaning offensive idiot until the day he dies.

That sounds like a challenge. I accept.

I’m like dude, she should have just told somebody, anybody, I’m going to kill this thing or set it free in the airport. Somebody would have taken it. Hell, I would have taken it. Just put in my purse and cleaned out the hamster shit when I got home.

Not banal at all. Very well written, A+, would think and ponder about the nature of humanity again.

Always seemed like a coked up freak to me.

Here’s the weird thing - I’m a pretty good writer, it’s my only marketable skill etc etc. I also went to law school, so I can back up what you say about lawyers being terrible writers overall. Here’s the thing though, which I get might serve to undercut my “I’m a good writer!!” claim -> I’m an atrocious, ATROCIOUS…

You should watch the HBO doc about the case - Morgan had undiagnosed paranoid schizophrenia and her parents were like, “if we don’t tell her, maybe it’ll go away.” I feel like it was a match made in hell, pair a super weird girl (the other one who likely wouldn’t have stabbed Bella on her own) with a paranoid…

Well like the dog always dies and the book is always about an emotional boy becoming a stoic-ass man by grieving for his dog and never feeling again.

No!!! Danielle and Mohammed are OG 90 Day. Danielle is a 40-something lady lump that passes bad checks and is looking for love, and Mohammed is a young 20-something Tunisian where everyday is Ramadan, so sorry, he can’t do anything physical. Ever. It’s amazing television. Who’s the blonde arsonist? Nicole? I don’t…

You have not lived until you’ve seen 90 Day Fiance. Trust. Watch anything after Season 2 and weigh in all the way. There’s a lot to be judged. A LOT. (it’s basically hapless American wants to punch way above their weight partner-wise, gets a foreigner to come over and marry them for a green card, foreigner is way…

Does he have money in this or something? Why is she so into him? I don’t get it either!

I agree. Diane K has a pretty stark decision to make: accept the reality that a big chunk of her career was made by a sick monster she completely misjudged and therefore makes many of her likely positive experiences with him vicious lies, or the delusion that’s everything’s great, everything’s fine, this can’t be…

90 DAY FIANCE YESSSSSSSS. Oh my God, my love for that show is as endless and timeless as the romance between Danielle and Mohammed.

I was born and raised in MN (haven’t lived there for awhile), but never once got the joke. When I listened for two seconds it was like “get transported back to a time where everyone was a white dork.”