If I was his defense attorney, I’d quit on the spot. Not a good sign when everybody starts applauding and the judge wants to leap out of the bench to kill you herself.

You know, in an incredibly selfish way, I’m so glad that maybe we don’t have to talk about his movies any more. I actually really liked Purple Rose of Cairo, but I never got the appeal of any of his other movies, like ever. We had to study them in college, and with the aforementioned exception, I just thought they…

I love the new season. The Flouncy Magoo/Cork Rockingham episode made me.

Only if/when you feel like it, it’s entertainment after all. ;) I hope that all is well with you, and honestly, Kimmy Schmidt hits the same yay dealing with ordeals! and is a lot less heavy. (I have rewatched this show over and over and over)

Honestly, I’d give it a shot when you think you can. Tons of strong lady characters, and while what happened to her does inform much of the show, it’s told from a woman’s perspective where they’re all like, welp, time to get this dude so he can’t do it again. Also the bad guy is played by David Tennant channeling a…

Yeah, I remember watching the show and always being really in the moment deeply unsettled whenever anybody came to her door.  

You said it better than I ever could. ;)

Listen, I think you’re going to get a lot of knee-jerk rage when you ask folks to educate you. We’re so used to “educate me!” being a prelude to hahaha jk it’s a trap and you’re wrong and let me tell you how wrong you are. You seem to be a thoughful enough person, so when you go to discuss, I would do it with a…

Right. I’m actually perfectly ok with Jessica Jones, because it never showed it and was about the aftermath in a way that didn’t re-victimize her. But generally, don’t love the way it’s dealt with in the vast majority of media.

Asking us to educate you is kind of shitty and entitled, just an FYI. There are a lot of things I don’t agree with with both pro and con to this article, but I will tell you that age does make a difference - women in their early 20s are more likely to do stuff sexually they’re actually uncomfortable with doing to…

Also 34, also way hotter than in 20s -> I swear to God puberty got its hooks in me at 11 and refused to let go until 31. Sometimes I look in the mirror and I’m like holy shit, what is going on? (in a good way). I’m so, so glad that all the old gross men were wrong, for all of our sakes. (And yes to 34! Twinsies!) 

Can I try out for a part in your movie if I can’t act or sing or carry on a normal conversation without making the occasional animal noise and also have terrible stage fright?

You’re awesome. A+.

Right? When they’re like no to over 30, that’s completely ridic. Charlize Theron in her 20s was super pretty, 30s, forget it, you can’t even look at her, she’s so beautiful it’s like staring at an eclipse. Maturity really makes a quite a bit of women (and also men) that much more attractive.

Oh my God, she’s so smug it’s unbearable.

Oh my God, it’s a conspiracy within a conspiracy! Girl, you just blew my mind. We must tell everyone. #thetruthisoutthere

Honestly, and I know this is horrible, but the only conversation I really want to have about him is “HE’S FRANK SINATRA’S CHILD EVERYBODY KNOWS IT CONSPIRACY!!!!” Seriously, every time I talk about him I talk at length about how he’s clearly Frank Sinatra’s lil Jon Snow. I am so surprised I have friends.

Oh my God, Korg, not you too!!!!! My heart would break in a million pieces.

Agreed. I think some of these ladies have to hold on to this kind of thinking or literally go insane with rage. My mom who’s in her 60s is very sympathetic to all of this, but refuses to engage with it too much, and I don’t ask her too, i think it’s cruel to be like, look how much you lost due to sexism in your prime!

Right? I know it’s cool to hate on her, and I think sometimes she sounds unhinged, but God, sometimes I feel like reading her feed is like reading all those spoilers I did for GOT season 7. I’ve ruined myself for the big reveal.