Good luck to you. Being in love sucks. They don’t tell you that, but good God at least for me, it brought out the best and the worst in me and the other person. But TBH, I don’t believe in one and only shots. I know exactly where you’re coming from, but for me it was a lie. I don’t really talk to either dude I was in…

34 here. Chaining yourself to the wrong person is so, so much worse than being alone, so good choice. ;) Honestly, not giving a good goddamn is probably the best dating advice I can give.

As soon as I finished reading what you wrote, I thought “whoever wrote that is a beautiful person.” That is all. Keep doing you always, Internet friend.

Honestly, now that I think back on it, I think he was implicitly taking shots at poor people too, ie they don’t know any better than to eat it and super size it! Generally, there was a ton of disdain in that movie. God, fuck that guy.

Awww, sorry babe. I totally get wanting to cry on a diet (and have!), but he was filming himself as this noble warrior just completely broken down by his McDonalds experience - as opposed to a totally insufferable fellow who did this to himself for a documentary on how much fast food sucks/make bank. Normally I’m…

I remember watching the scene where he calls his mom almost crying because he’s one french fry too many and all I could think was what a little bitch.

I just responded to your thing above, so sorry for being stalker-y, but YES YES YES. All the stars!!!

Is it weird that I hate myself a bit too? I always hated his shit and wanted to punch him in the face because I thought his whole thing was “I hate my mother, now I must disrespect women.” But I dated a dude who loved him - and while I never moved an inch on my hate - actually bought into his fucking redemption arc.…

Is it though? Is it?

Poor lady. I want to give her a big old hug and then go choke Spurlock with a stale French fry.

“A Woman’s Time, A Woman’s Choice, A Woman’s Right to Be Heard,” by Morgan Spurlock.

As a joke, I was going to tell my co-worker that there was news about Michael J. Fox, because he seems like a big Back to the Future guy. But I couldn’t break his heart like that.

I don’t really get it either, most of my family is from Minnesota, and nobody likes it or gets it.

That town is not in Minnesota. Self burn!

Yes! Honestly, as a big hugger and enthusiastic lover of crushing enthusiastic hugs (from friends and non-creepers) because it makes me feel like a kid in the best way, let me just say I resent that Franken, Keillor et al are referring to their groping wandering paws as overly-friendly hugs.

Sorry about your nervous breakdowns Internet friend. A relative had one long one for about 15 years - it’s terrible, but not eternal. Be well, take care of yourself, and I’m rooting for you.

Pictured: No Thanksgiving for Old Men.

Yes, they have nothing to apologize for. If you think they do, you’re crazy and can’t hang, and honestly, you should probably be apologizing to them for expecting an apology in the first place.

We had sexual harassment training at work, just the videos they send out to all major corporations. They were introduced by fake news skits. Oddly enough, there was an old anchor and a young female reporter wearing a short skirt in the skit, and he I swear to God he accused her of being a slut for a story. The kicker…

I’ve had a migraine for two weeks, I feel you. I will take an aspirin in your honor (also for my new headache).