Okay, so that is a reality show I would watch - Ivanka and Jared, just chilling at a rural IHOP with their only friends in the world. Oh man, now I want pancakes.

I’m sorry this happened to you. Maybe you can respond, invite him out to coffee and then quick punch him in the nuts and run away into the night laughing? Either that or pig’s blood. Both? LMK if you need revenge plans.

1. Agreed.

Well then, you don’t have anything to worry about. ;) You do you, but I’d say it’s probably more common for people to bond with other work people, and that’s what we’re all arguing about here. If you don’t have work friendships or relationships with anybody, period, then you have a pretty different perspective on this…

I think we’re speaking past each other, and hence why you’re getting a lot of negative blow-back. What we’re talking about are fear of bosses, supervisors and mentors being inappropriate, which tbh is the average workplace situation (not so much the harassment, but a man being more powerful than a woman). Except for…

But you are a man right? That’s my guess, at least. I’m not going to attack you, because I don’t think that’s a way to a dialogue, and I assume that you’re arguing in good faith, and not being a troll. So assumptions out of the way, please believe us ladies when we say that the power imbalance strongly, strongly has…

Serious question, so we can come to an understanding: did this happen directly to you, what did she say you did, and what did you believe you actually did?

And may the odds be ever in our favor.

Online dating profile pic right there.

I feel the same way about the malaise and the depression, but don’t abandon the country yet and don’t give up hope. You giving up and saying America sucks is exactly what Trump and his asshole friends in Russia want. Don’t give up.

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I clicked the link. Dear God, how many drugs was just everybody doing? ALL OF THEM IN THE WORLD? I especially appreciate the ending....

Life of Pi was a gorgeous wonderful film about the mysteries, horror and wonder of the ocean. There’s symbolism! There’s a good soundtrack! I was with it all the way until the end, when you had one character stare into the camera and straight up tell you a) what the ending was, b) what things exactly represented. I…

Internet friend, I watched the Mummy. The new one. It is not a rom-com, but somehow your comment made me think of it. He runs out on his love interest after a one night stand, steals her treasure map, and continually makes his preference known for the other hot chick who’s a reanimated corpse. And yet, and yet, she…

I am almost 34 and I think if I had three beers and stayed up til 2 am I would literally have to be taken to the hospital. It’s change from my 20s... but I kind of love it.

It’s a consensual child gang bang, okay????? But seriously, if they wanted to get closer so they could get out of the sewers, couldn’t they all just hug? Or shake hands? Or do a highly choreographed dance routine a la Dance Moms?

They gave us a zombie dragon. You could have told me they warped there using the power of love and I wouldn’t care because zombie. dragon.

Yeah, sometimes I wonder if he’s trying to distract us from the whole “whoops I accidentally on purpose colluded with Russia” by threatening a nuclear holocaust and telling us all that Nazis, they ain’t so bad! If so, I tell you A+ job on his part.

I live in LA. Two weeks ago, we, or at least I, was a bit worried that North Korea would kill us all because that asshole wouldn’t stop rage tweeting while he was up in the middle of the night trying desperately to pee but his old man prostate wouldn’t let him. TWO WEEKS AGO. It was a relief when he suddenly became…

Also not to be totally petty but I’m gonna go for it, that chick is like 36, and being super mean has aged her face. As an almost 34 year old, I’m like girl, smile and be nice. Better than botox!