Agreed. I have been waiting for zombies v. dragons for 7 years. Everything else is nonsense. NONSENSE.

Your little sister has fine taste. Donatello was a sweet dork and DW a devoted single dad. No bad boys for her!

Big red flag for me is when the chick doesn’t have any female friends and brags about it. Eesh.

I think 40s datings 30s is way less creepy, but yeah the 30s dating 20s not so much.

Yeah, I’ve never said “to be honest” or “no lie” and then just blatantly lied afterwards. Unless I’m playing Monopoly or something. Then all bets are off.

First LOL of the day goes to you. My apologies Kev, I laughed out loud and heartily at your misfortune.

We Internet soulmates, I do exactly the same thing - bring my gym bag into work, say screw it and opt for burrito. I was convinced 30s would be way glam, but its really just crumbing up everything and sneaking amazing snacks at the desk and being 100% comfortable with it, and I LOVE IT.

Okay, as a fellow lady in my 30s, I feel you. I keep telling myself I’ll go swimming after work but instead I just drunk and get cracker crumbs all over the couch.

Honestly at this point when Arya comes back and poor Sansa, who’s still pretty sane, is stuck with both of them, I think there’s very much some Three’s Company potential. Who’s going to do the dishes?????

Thank you Internet friend, I will be. ;) If next weekend you feel a disturbance in the force, that’s just me, menacing my host with his own lamp and a broken beer bottle.

Haha, well, maybe he wasn’t quite negging, but he was my age abouts and openly skeptical of the fact that I was visiting my family in a way that seemed to imply I should write back and be like “I am really am visiting family! tee hee.” Ick, no thank you. Also, was kind of weirded out, because hosts are usually pretty…

Seriously, I’m going to be renting a private room from some dude in Oakland and said I’m visiting my family but don’t want to stay with them overnight (new baby), and I think in his response he negged me? So yes, definitely looking forward to breaking one of his own chairs over his damn fool head.

I have fond memories of getting the cookies when I was kid, eating all the frosting, then throwing away the cookie part.... I now know my new weekend plans!

Clearly Cecily Strong.

My new life goal is to be like Machete Girl, who simply has no fucks to give. 

Congrats Internet friend! It’s a major milestone! I also lost weight, but I had to pay $500! to Nutrisystem! Because I am your mom and all of her friends.

I teared up, literally. What’s wrong with me?!? ....such a good boy!

You’ll kill it. And just imagine, when you get the part, your best friend will be a CGI tiger! I think the hardest acting challenge you’ll have honestly is pretending to be interested in a man who has matching outfits with his monkey.

I loved the lizard man ep and then I was done. Watched the finale where that old guy was telling Duchovny that Scully was his weakness or some nonsensical shit like that, and I’m like so, are we watching the same show here? Because its so clearly the opposite I thought they were joking.

NOT ALL MEN!!!! J/k j/k j/k I’m a chick, let’s burn this patriarchy down.