Ok.

I just use the Cooter line from Walmart. I think their liner in RimJob is almost an exact dupe for Mars Van Vooter’s Liquid Canvass.

Girl sounds like she’s a few tables and fish dinners short of a wedding reception if you ask me.

I’ve noticed that America loves women (and girls) with potential, as long as that potential never turns into actually doing better than/challenging a man at anything.

The classic sign of the showboat, the “holy shit I want to be literally anywhere other than here right now” face.

I think they’re actually Gen-X, and Boomers are 50+ now. It’s easy to generalize, bc apparently literally ALL the parents are exactly the same age and have never left their hometowns. So they don’t even have that excuse!

SO basic. I haaaaate that they have him play music and sing so much. He sounds like Ed Sheeran had a baby with a piece of dry, white toast.

I love the book, but I would also love if we had the courage to admit that it’s flawed and that the description of the Ceremony is intended to be titillating on some level (if only to shock/entice readers and stay burned in our memories).

I was asked to leave my prom (12 years ago) because the dress I was wearing was strapless. I went to a public high school in Canada.

I got married in a Jessica McClintock. It was like Little House on the Prairie and the Gay 90s fell in love and had a baby. Idk wtf I was thinking.

We went on one date. At the end of the night I awaited a kiss at the door of his generic midtown penthouse, but instead he pulled me close and whispered “it was a lovely evening but I’m sorry, you’re breathtaking which is still too close to Hot, and you’ve forgotten all your high school Spanish. It’ll never work.” I…

That’s a fear of Greek yogurt, right?

Holy Christ, I did not have to get too deep into his blog to parse out what his particular brand of being a dildo (dildolatry?) is. Very happy he took time to carry water for the poor, misunderstood,and beleaguered souls of Wall Street who were only trying, he earnestly believes, to make America great. How dare that…

Oh sweet Jesus. That is not a guy I would want to date at all. And I’m a 43 year old fat woman.

He likes to present himself as an aggressive alpha male, but grammatically he’s a bottom.

I read two of his blog posts. He used the word “oikophobia” in both of them. I think somebody has a word-a-day calendar.

Was that excerpt plagiarized from the Women’s Studies textbook used by Trump University?

HIS SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS SO BAD.

Or all the people who thought Cohen’s Hallelujah was a wonderful Christmas song that should be sung by children.