Every retractable cable I’ve ever owned ends up fraying.
This sounds like one more thing to break/fix on a car.

If I ever have to lift a Type 4 engine into the back end of a new Cayenne...

While on a road trip through rural WI, my gas gauge began malfunctioning. Worked fine except that the needle wouldn’t go below 1/4 tank.. So there I am, quickly approaching empty, and the car’s telling me “you’re fine! you got plenty of gas!”

Suspension or Axle Failures

Rightly or wrongly, the minivan has long been imputed as the auto enthusiast’s white flag of surrender.

We’ll start seeing Shadow of Mordor’s single player lootboxes far more often.

Here. Have all of my Friday stars.

Forget waiting for the Supra. If you want a sporty Toyota coupe, Subaru’s happy to build you one today.

1. Because they called it the “Vision,” am I not supposed to notice how the massive nose and tiny windows will make it impossible to see anything?

This post seems incomplete without a reference to what they just did to the Eclipse.

I still don’t care about the “diselgate”

Did he... did he just stuff that down the kid’s throat!?!?!?

Configure The $178,000 Rezvani Tank To Be The Hemi-Powered Jeep Wrangler You Dream About

In the past, with the bottom-of-the-line Cayennes posting 0-60s in the 7-8 second range, I’ve taken great pleasure in knowing that my stock WRX can beat at least some Porches.

Not to mention the Ford Falcon Club Wagon and the Chevy Corvair Greenbriar...

Station Wagons became illegal?

Chrysler pretty much invented the concept of the minivan with the 1984 Chrysler Town and Country and the Plymouth Voyager.

And it what killed off the wagon, thanks a lot Chrysler.

Bullshit. I, and a large portion of the engineers I’ve ever worked with, do tons of wrenching in our spare time.