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Police said one of the men arrested in that undercover bust told them he steals about 30 golf carts a month. That’s one a day! Where do you even find the time to steal that many golf carts?

“The Villages?” Damnit. I was hoping for something punny like “Shady Acres.”

Nuts. This story is obvious COTD bait; I just can’t think of anything worthwhile. That said...

A) The cop’s original report blamed the ponticac, claiming he accelerated through a yellow light. The cops initially refused to release the video. Only after the mayor intervened was the video released.
B) Even with the citation, this is a joke. Had you or I done the same thing, we’d be in jail for reckless

According to youtube comments, cop was doing 79 mph, which, on a road that looks like a 30 mph zone, is completely indefensible.

This is true. Once upon a time, DD was one of the greatest things on earth. However, a number of years ago, they quit making the donuts in-house, and now it’s all just mealy, dry garbage.

He’s serious. He’s referring to Agents of Mayhem.

Then there’s the time my gauge decided to stop going below 25%. The only way I figured that one out was to run it dry. No bueno.

You forgot option #3: Steering wheel.

Still not sure that constitutes “bad.” Sure, it was shallow and kind of paint-by-numbers, but it didn’t make my head hurt the way truly bad films do.

I don’t know that Cars 2 was bad. It just wasn’t good.

What if the REAL prequel to Cars was....

WHO CARES! It cost NOTHING to develop!

Attorneys are treasures. Kavi, whatever they’re paying you, it’s not enough. The world could use more of your sound counsel.