The article’s not 100% wrong. But it’s close.

This Japanese model is basically a pumped version of the CVT-only WRX

I’m a moron who can’t read. The turbo’d car they’re going on about is a WRX.

Looks like there IS a turbo’d version!

Maybe? I imagine the pitch went like this...

My recurring answer to your recurring question:

Almost immediately, fans asked how this happened. Why was Andromeda so much worse than its predecessors?

If you want a car that runs on something as pedestrian as gasoline... Hey, to each his own.

“has to be” and “actually is” are two totally different things.

I’m gonna give you a star for each posting of that story!

And to think my parents said I would never amount to anything!

A man allegedly photographed riding a motorcycle with a toddler in his lap...

See, I like the front end; it reminds me of Speed Racer’s Mach 5.

I don’t get it. So, under the hood is... another hood?

This is a man who will have no excuse for being late to his own funeral.

Whether it’s a hearse or an ambulance depends on how quickly you’re driving to the hospital.

I love Subarus. My father-in-law loves Porches. I would buy this just so I could let him drive it, then watch his little head explode when I spoiled the surprise.