One question; Is it, “competing” with Colt McCoy or is it, competing with “Colt McCoy”?

Ferdinand’s favorite cheese is cheddar

Your favorite bass player, Ray Manzarek’s left hand:

Grandpappy’s “Pain Juice”? Hell yeah, that’s medicine.

Frau Blucher

You don’t need to physically dominate your bully but you do have to show them you won’t take it anymore. Fighting back is WAY more important than ‘winning’ said fight. My bully had almost a foot in height on me and must’ve outweighed me by a 2-1 ratio. So I operated under your delusion for a long time. That changed…

Why did people ungrey all the racists? What happened to “Don’t feed the trolls?”

We should’ve immediately tried & executed every confederate officer and ALL slave-holders after the civil war for treason. Everything after has been a painful reminder as to why you put down a violent insurrection violently.

Clearly, LOLKnicks disease is virulent. They should quarantine Tucker for 48 hour observation, just to be safe.

Take your damn star, you morbid bastard

Because of my American education, 17 centimeters sounds like a silly, made-up measurement. I have no frame of reference for that. Is 17 centimeters a lot or nothing at all? might as well have said it is 26 iugaruihrfaes long. It would have the same effect in my mind.

Local Nazi Party Members Fail To Investigate Federal Nazi Members.

This is the correct take. She played him into a public tantrum. Not that it’s hard to do so with this buffoon, but I still applaud her for it.

I drive like god intended, with one hand at 10 and the other shoved down my pants, like a goddamned American.

“I did sucky.” is EXACTLY how I’d expect Gronk to describe his role in a 69 yard play.

There IS no religious prescription against using preferred personal pronouns. Ergo, this excuse is bullshit.

The average American is afraid to go to the doctor unless broken/bloodied, for fear of going further into debt. I say further, as the average American is up to their eyeballs in debt already, whether it be student loans, exorbitant housing payments, past medical bills, etc. It can be overwhelming for many. It’s so…

I think our giant would need to be at least as tall as the bear would be, fully reared up on its hind legs, which could make hima anywhere from 10-12 feet tall up to like 15 foot for a Kodiak or large polar bear.

I was gonna scold you for the tasteless joke but then I thought, “Who made me the arbeiter of comedy?”

erste Mann: Mein Hund hat keine Nase