Forget it Jake, it’s Chinatown.

The horror...

Harsh, but fair.

I see 4 people with just 2 lower lips and 0 upper lips between them.

Seven seas? I give you Seven Seas of Rhye by Queen

Carnac the Magnificent: Gamely Chugging Along.

The David Berkowitz of point guards

*succubi

There used to be a time when a quote like this would get your account banhammered into the ether.

You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

Much better than ‘newspaper’ or ‘litter bin’.

I blame Taylor Swift

This message approved by the Wisconsin Dairy Council.

Well, they better hurry this production along then!

Young Peter Gabriel in some kind of leotard with hobo Phil Collins absolutely blowing my mind with the time signature changes and how did I not know Pete’s a flautist?!?

GM Simmons > Player Simmons

Lou Reed was a huge piece of shit. Also, the most overrated musician of the past 50 years.

Urine is sterile though, so it would/should be no obstacle to a germaphobe. However, Donny Piss-Tits is a certifiable moron, so he may very well not realize this. But a guy that’s into piss play? I feel like he’d know. Either way, I hope Vlad releases it.

WINNER WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER

All I can see in the header pic is HER HANDS ARE BIGGER THAN HIS!