2017 has been so crazy that I, until the moment I saw this article, had forgotten the Astros had won the series.

Starred for Darth Becky, the evil Sith Lady.

It is fucking shameful that the richest country in the world doesn’t provide for its veterans, leaving it up to private citizens to do so instead. A full QUARTER of homeless are vets. They aren’t getting free houses and trucks like this man, so we callously ignore them and share this one story of charity.

Wait, great uncle + Vietnam... are you twelve?

The worst possible thing that you can imagine happening during anal sex is a prolapsed anus.

You heard about Pluto? That’s messed up, right?

This guy gets it.

Horrid form on that tackle. Coach always said, “Keep your head up and wrap up, keep your head down and you’ll stay down.”

This is like King Charles I said, “I am no less confident, that no learned lawyer will affirm that an impeachment can lie against the King, they all going in his name: and one of their maxims is, that the King can do no wrong.”

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!?

So the future royals will look like Blake Griffin?

Monkey steals the peach.

This is the correct take.

WAT

Please note, I care nothing for performance, so go right ahead and “run circles around it”. I’m not out here racing my bike. I just want one that is all metal, or at the very least, looks like it isn’t made of plastic. I have a VERY specific look that I want and that is 1980's and older. All the bikes your list look…

Best part is the sisters were having NONE OF IT. Were there even 3 seconds between Sansa passing sentence and Arya delivering? Loved it.

Soulful? This rendition has no soul-like aspect to it. It is slower and has unnecessary vibrato but where is the soul?

Titus Andromedon always gets a star.

She’s not even close to the song’s author, John Prine

You done good, white fella! I may or may not steal this term you’ve invented, thank you.