and then let him get eaten by the kennel of dogs... LED BY SHAGGYDOG

replace with “Sansa feeds him to the dogs while Jon murders all the other evil doers” and we’re good.

He’s got a fat rich wife and is currently living the life somewhere outside King’s Landing

Fuck Harald Karstark

Greatjon (this guy’s dad) bit it

Uh you forgot

I play aggressively with my un-declawed cat... I just clip her claws every month or so, and don’t have to worry about her getting arthritis in her paws and not wanting to jump up with me anymore.

Totally agreed on the 100% indoor thing. Indoor cats have an average life span of over 12 years (mine have lived to be almost 20), and indoor/outdoors, it’s something like under 5.

I know you’ve been getting a lot of shit for this, (and I believe it’s wrong for various purposes) but I can tell you I’ve had both declawed and cats that I clip their claws for their entire lifetimes. 1. It’s not hard to clip a cat’s claws every month. 2. cat that was declawed turned to biting and would bite the shit…

Agreed! But who’s going to believe him? Also aren’t the faceless men murdering people left and right in Oldtown? Argh. Love you Sam, hope you make it!

I am aware of that theory, but think it’s pretty weak. The last polygamous Targaryen marriage was over 200 years before Rhaegar was born, because the dragons disappeared and they couldn’t back up their incest with pure power. He may have married her in a mock ceremony, but unless Howland Reed shows up with a birth and…

the people who try to contort themselves into saying that Rhaegar married her drive me crazy. Especially when they use “but the dragons are back so polygamy is ok!” argument. .... the dragons didn’t come back until at least 15 years (in book years, let’s go with 18 or 20 in show years) after he was dead.

He’s…

my vote is eaten by his own dogs led by the NOT ACTUALLY DEAD Shaggydog.

This needs more stars

your random northerners are going to be the best part of that episode (assuming Ramsay doesn’t die until a later one) bc they are gonna be (to paraphrase) here to avenge the North/Starks and eat pie, and they’re done eating pie.

I honestly was waiting for the “you and redheads Jon, seriously what?.... oh she’s your sister? uh... ok”

Especially after Daario decided to give Jorah shit about how “wild” she is. Like fuck off bro.

(Don’t talk to me about R+L=blah... He’ll always be a Stark!)

i don’t know about the “content to consign her” thing, they were basically like “so you ignored some pretty big rules/traditions, we think you’d be cool to have around, so hopefully you don’t get brutally murdered by all the dudes, but we have no actual power here”

THIS THIS THIS OMG YES