DAMN IT YOU BEAT ME

Well, you got better.

YES THIS HOLY SHIT.

Holy. Shit.

So I have very fine hair and the Oscar Blandi stuff works really well on my second day hair. Of course, I have a thing about only wearing a ponytail with second day hair, but it gives me good volume and “dryness” so that my ponytail doesn’t look like a grease factory!

10/10 would support on Kickstarter

i am! as a former assistant we have to get our kicks somewhere, and when we make our bosses laugh it usually helps everybody feel better about the nonsense that goes on in the working world

(you sound like a good boss)

So at my high school we had a power walking unit. Yes, power walking.

Also people, obviously this is rhetorical, please stop with the whole “let’s try to make Moweezy feel dumb by *sarcastically* asking a question in return or just being generally snide?”

my goodness.

My favorite was the interview with Sharapova because someone told the anchor that her family had a dacha there...

Yeah I saw that. It also said that it was literally literally 44-40 for and against, so 4 people made the difference? That seems pretty split to me. Damn you Norway!

*sigh* I mean I know the options weren’t any better from a human rights standpoint but like, snow seems pretty essential to the Winter Games. Parts of the internet are saying that the mountains they’re holding the skiing are DO get a lot of snow, but others are like “here we go with Sochi again”

DING DING DING

You’re right. At least it’ll be organized and everything will be built before people will show up? (ignoring that it’s because the laborers will probably be of the slave type)

oh god. I’ve used this gif a lot today but the level of disgust is so appropriate for internet commenting.

Buh dum chtt

*sigh*

I mean I KNEW this was the answer but come on now.. France? Germany?

Sigh.

WHY ARE WE HAVING ANOTHER WINTER GAMES IN A COUNTRY THAT IS BOTH A RIDICULOUS DICTATORSHIP AND IN A PLACE IN SAID COUNTRY WHERE IT DOESN’T SNOW

jackets on men are what REALLY get me.