This combined with the elusive youtube video of Beneful Cucumberdrach doing the Thriller dance at a friend's wedding just made my morning.

SECONDED

I cannot find the gif/instagram post that makes me laugh SO HARD.

um... no he was his lawyer?

There is so much shade in the initial #Don'tPanic

THIS IS THE GREATEST NEWS OF ALL TIME.

I can see them married and Harry going to all the NOW and UN dinners with her while she goes and saves penguins with him.

I'm sure it should be free, my health insurance covered 90% of the costs, but this was before ACA.

Titans. Titans is obviously the coolest

So can I get a refund on my IUD?

THIS THIS THIS

I literally ALWAYS tear up listening to this.

This is how my boyfriend and I went from casual college fun to now ...this is our 5th Valentine's day together.

He brought me funny themed chocolates and stole some flowers out of a rival sorority's garden, and then came over and watched Jeopardy with me while I made a pasta sauce my Italian bff's mother said was…

oh good lord.

(Lisa Kleypas, Jennifer Cruisie if you haven't started. I also love Kresley Cole, and if you can handle first person try Karen Marie Moning's Fever series, not exactly a romance series but amazing.)

As soon as I read that interview with Pattinson this am I did a literal spit take and said: "Shade." Really loudly in my office.

I HATED him for so long and now I cannot help but love him for being so obviously aware of how terrible twilight is.

I'm assuming he rotated her body while still... impaled? From front to back?

This is ABSOLUTELY what I'm doing this weekend. That movie is my catnip.

You didn't come off as old school! I've told a lot of my friends that I don't recommend living with people b/c of convenience, it isn't what you want to base your relationship on.

I'm weirdly SUPER pleased that of the 4 reviews I've read today (that's right) Dakota Johnson has come across as the ONLY good part of this film (disregarding Dornan's abs/start of his junk) and that Dornan was super wooden.

I really like her schtick on the red carpet and she's come across as both sweet and funny in…

Sounds like a great plan! Let me know when it works out and I'll get a place next door... so we can be good neighbors and ignore all weird noises that may carry over.