i need one of these! my mom is obsessed with cheese straws...what was it called?!

Um. Is it weird that I felt SO MUCH BETTER about myself after reading this? I only use my blender to make margaritas. People are so into juicing/smoothies but... tequila or bust.

But is the tiger on a gold leash?

THIS. Thanks for verbalizing (textualizing) what I was trying to come up with.

I posted that gif like a long ass time ago... the most stars I've EVER received on jezebel.

hmm...

Love this:

Damn it. I came here to say exactly that.

This was the perfect gif for the situation. Absolutely agreed. Fuck apologizing for that.

The YSL bag is obviously the most expensive thing in the pic, even before you read that it's $10k... so gorgeous. Although I do love those bright blue and green chanel bags...

Yup. Exactly this. I literally made him walk into J.Crew with me, and held up a shirt or two to his back to match his shoulder width. Now we both know what to look for for sizing.

I second. I've bought my boyfriend things b/c he had dad jeans, and his shirts didn't fit him. I offered to buy him jeans and occasionally pick up shirts for him. He noticed that the shirts were a different size and now buys his own clothing in the sizes that fit him. I just think it was a lack of knowledge about how…

I had a similar situation and wrote a long ass post about it. Mine was very similar when we first met, nothing fit him quite right, and as he's not super tall, it took his "short but built" into "chunky."

Basically I told him I thought he would look better in other jeans(they were awful dad jeans, but this I did not…

"oh, Paul," you will say, "you look

Bourdain is one of these people:

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought this.

A lot of effort could have been saved by just printing "GWYNETH PALTROW: NOT CHILL" in huge letters.

Awesome. Thank you!

Wouldn't you call the "don't you know who I am" to currently being on the cover of Vogue part of this?

Tom and Lorenzo of http://tomandlorenzo.com/ have this really great theory about her v. similar to what you're saying, that she's angling for another oscar.