Anyone who shoots his way into a dance club, murders dozens of people and causes terror among the victims is indeed a terrorist regardless of any political meaning.

It’s categorically false to say Spears “gets nothing but praise.” There is plenty of criticism of her lip syncing.

Yeah we know...

Bono enrages me. What the fuck kind of shitheel who isn’t obliged to by a government job pals around with Henry Kissinger? Fuck him. Also fuck U2 because all the fist-pumping anthemic pablum in the world can’t make them interesting or relevant and because grown men who call themselves The Edge are pompous ding-dongs…

I’ve never even heard “fire” used like this, and I was trying really hard to figure out what word(s) were missing in the headline. Get off my lawn etc etc.

Wait, it a new dumb expression? I thought the person who wrote the headline just had a stroke or something

I can’t fathom how anyone can possibly be undecided in this election.

Libertarianism sounded so good in high school before I went out and actually met them

you say potatoe

What does “America is the ark of Noah” even mean?

And Clinton's quote about his supporters was wrong how? She was just telling it like it is.

The walk back should’ve been : “I regret saying half. I meant 75%”.

I hope for the sake of the nation that one day, the Green Party will discover that sarcasm does, indeed, exist.

Actually, I think that verse can be found in Two Corinthians, soon to be made into a Trump-verified feature film, entitled 2 Corinthians 2 Furious.

“It calls you seconds later and asks, ‘Why do you still have a land line, grandma? It’s 2016. Oh right, seven days...’”

The avocado is pretty much my last question about this picture.

All I carry in my heart is blood. Probably some cholesterol. :(

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

AIR RAID!!!!!!!!!