While we’re on the subject, this is what the inside of a penguin’s mouth looks like.

The “get me the fuck out of here” look on the babies faces is priceless.

So.. you’re telling me we could have had TASSELS?!

Yeah, I agree that she should not gavel in the convention and gavel it out or speak. I know for the sake of logistics, she may have to participate behind the scenes in terms of organization since she planned the convention, but we don’t need her on the floor.

If DWS really cares about the party and getting Hillary elected, she’ll hand everything over now and leave before anyone sets eyes on her at the convention. Her very presence will poison the well at this point. If she takes the stage and tries to address the convention it’s gonna get ugly.

there are dozens of locations that can host the Olympics right now, and they are ignored because either a country wants the prestige of the games to overshadow their lousy human rights records or the cities refuse to spend billions when the facilities they already have are quite adequate.

Honestly, after this length of time in prison I doubt she wants out. She knows she’s guilty, and trying to care for herself or face society on the outside would probably be overwhelming.

Check the tweet: she isn’t a millennial, she’s a millennium. Ivanka is 1000 years; she’s like the Willenium, but blonder.

gotta be honest here. this is my first time seeing this video. and i feel a little bit like ben wyatt when he first met lil sebastian.

“I don’t follow college sports.”

Trump has a black friend! Ergo, he can’t possibly be racist!

Case closed.

A bag hidden under the nanny’s mattress contained a large amount of her hair, which Huang allegedly ripped from the woman’s head. The nanny had been hiding it so Huang wouldn’t find it “and force her to eat it,” the complaint said.

Angels for Satan

I took a break with my fiance (who was then my boyfriend). I was the one who wanted the space, he didn’t. Eventually we both decided we wanted to make it work. The silence was horrible for him (I won’t go into exact detail on what happened) but I needed the space to think and detox. We both fought hard to make things…

Can you send a “thinking of you/inside jokey” text or email? Not a feelings onslaught or starting a conversation but just a quick hi?

I have never been in this situation but I want to wish you good luck. It seems like you really care about your person.